![]() He pulled into the deepest 15ft gaper on his electric hydrofoil. Iammisterfunk: ‘“15 footer” is a metaphor for sharing personal data and playing with human psychology for profit’Ĭettygram: “I saw him. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg became the center of attention on Sunday after a photo of him surfing in Hawaii with an extremely pale face covered in sunscreen was published online. Yadin_nicol: “Everything’s bigger in the metaverse”Ĭarribrown: “Where are the fact checkers?!!” Highroadcycles: “Watching this just made me quit surfing” AUTHOR: CASS ANDERSON - SOURCE: BROBIBLE That’s just the reality of being a billionaire who owns 1,500 acres in Hawaii, I guess. He does this because he has infinite wealth and access to the greatest trainers and surfers on the planet who can teach him more in a day than he’d learn on his own in a lifetime. Mark Zuckerberg does train hard and he does ride bigger waves than 99% of the surfing community. I’m going to consider this ‘case closed’. This is from someone who appears to be a local near where Mark’s insane property is who claims to have first-hand knowledge of Zuck shredding 15-footers and getting towed into waves by the best surfers on the planet. The portion about surfing went largely unnoticed until it caught steam with various surfing meme accounts on Instagram and now everyone’s cracking jokes left and right about Zuck surfing baby waves.īefore I ever saw the actual clip of Mark Zuckerberg saying he ‘trains hard’ to surf 15-foot waves I saw this Instagram post from the same account. The interview where Mark Zuckerberg discusses surfing comes from Lex Fridman’s YouTube channel in a clip uploaded last week. I’ll start by saying I think Mark probably rides waves this big, or has at some point, or he was at least told by someone in his life that the waves he was riding were that big and he had no reason to think they were lying to him. Everyone’s like ‘ Mark, you are such an inspiration! Teach me how to ride giants!’ Nobody’s hopping in his mentions to call him out for being totally full of bullshit for claiming he rides 15-foot waves…Īnyway, now that we’ve gotten my genuinely pathetic and borderline embarrassing attempt at sarcasm out of the way, let’s talk about Mark Zuckerberg claiming he surfs 15-foot waves. Just ask Mark Zuckerberg who has bought up 1,500+ acres of land in Hawaii and boasts about his surfing prowess online. And you can boast about your surfing skills online and everyone will completely and wholeheartedly accept your stories as truthful. You can just show up to surf a break anywhere anytime and the locals will accept you with open arms and teach you how to ride giants as if you were brothers. ![]() From BroBible: If there’s one thing the surfing community is known for it’s being completely and totally accepting of outsiders. ![]()
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